A 誕生日 In The 城 Of ドルフ In オークランド

A  誕生日  In The  城  Of  ドルフ  In  オークランド
(A Birthday In The Castle Of Dolf In Oakland)

Ghost Boss says ~ "Hey everybody! Today is October 72!!"

All Ghost Crawfish say ~ "HA HA HA, Ghost Boss!! There is no such thing as October 72!!"

Ghost Roland says ~ "Hey! Wait, everybody!!  I think....it REALLY is October 72!!"

All Ghost Crawfish say ~ "Oh My!!"

King Zuzu says ~ "Oh No!!  That means it is Mas's Birthday! But....there are NO Crawfish in Hiroshima!!  Maybe....Mas will be lonely.....sigh"

Ghost Zarin says ~ "Do not worry! Ghost Crawfish Boy has just arrived from Hiroshima.....and I have given him a mission!!"

Ghost Crawfish Boy says ~ "Hello, everybody!"

Ghost Zarin says ~ "Welcome to Oakland, Ghost Crawfish Boy! But, we need you to perform a Dangerous Mission!! First, you must ride on Twinbird's UFO.......

......Twinbird will take you to Hiroshima! He will take you to Mas's house.....

....You must sneak into Mas's house.....But, be careful about the Gecko, he protects Mas's house night and day!!

After you get past the Gecko.....wait until Mas is asleep. Then.....throw him into a Sack!!

Drag Mas to Twinbird's Super-Sonic airplane, The Spirit of Adelaide.....

.....and Twinbird will bring you and Mas back to Oakland.....to Dolf's Castle!!

Then, you must drag Mas into the Castle Underground.....

.....Drag him past the Castle Ice Cream Factory.....

.....Drag him past Miss Danielle's Bunker.....

.....and drag him into the darkest room in the Castle!!

Then....we will ALL jump out.....and yell....."

All Oakland Critters (loudly) ~~

Ghost Boss says ~ "This was all MY idea, Mas!!  Heeheehee......"

HAPPY, Happy, happy.....

Ghost Boss said ~ "Today is October 5, it is Miss Danielle's birthday!! Hey, Ghost Roland, what should we get Miss Danielle for her birthday?"

Ghost Roland said ~ "Hmmm....it depends...."

Ghost Boss said ~ "OK....I will get her some sexy Depends!!"

Ghost Roland said ~ "No, No, No Ghost Boss!! That is not what I meant! Perhaps you can buy her some Yoga Pants."

Ghost Boss said ~ "Yay!! I love Yoda Pants!!"

Ghost Roland said ~ "Oh my god, Ghost Boss!! I said YOGA Pants....not YODA Pants!! Sigh....she loves the drums....perhaps you can buy her some Drumsticks!"

Ghost Boss said ~ "Drumsticks? Oh....that is easy!"

Ghost Roland said ~ "Those look tasty, Ghost Boss!! But....that is not what I meant. Miss Danielle is a Vegematarian....or something. But....she loves Pool....hmmmm"

Ghost Boss said ~ "Cool! I love it too! I will get her something for the Pool!"

Ghost Roland said ~ "Sigh....Maybe you should just get Miss Danielle a birthday cake, Ghost Boss."

Ghost Boss said ~ "Like this one?"

Everyone in Oakland and Hiroshima said ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY Miss Danielle!!

A New Party.....Finally

Generalissimo Ghost Zari Penny ..... 

.....came to me and said ~ "We have not had a Big Party for a Long Time !! It is because YOU are very Lazy, Dolf !! You need to get off of your Fat Ass and throw a Party to Welcome my Sweet Sister, Ghost Zari Dragon to Oakland !!"

I said ~ "Sigh.....You are right, Ghost Zari Penny !!  I have been VERY Lazy !!  All I want to do is Nap !!"

"But.....I will need some help to Welcome Ghost Zari Dragon !!  Who will help me ??"

Ghost Zari Bean said ~ "You don't worry, Dolf !! Me and my Sister, Ghost Zari Ka ....."

".....will go to the San Francisco Airport and bring Ghost Zari Dragon home to Oakland !!"

Ghost Zari Audrey Pea .....

.....said ~ "I will sing a Beautiful song when she arrives !!  I will sing "Welcome to Our Beautiful Oakland Castle !!"

Ghost Boss says ~ "I will give her some nice Vodka !!"

Ghost Beeler .....

.....said ~ "I will give her a nice Fat Cigar !!"

Ghost Roland .....

.....said ~ "I will bring her a Rubber Duck for her bath !!"

Queen .....

,,,,,said ~ "I will give her one of my Best Bananas !!"

Ghost Zari Moon .....

.....said ~ "I will make her a Cheesecake !!"

And Ghost Zari Brave .....

.....said ~ "I will guard the Cheesecake.....so that Dolf does not eat it !!"

I said ~ "Wow !!  Thank you very much, Everybody !! With all this help.....we will have a Wonderful Welcome Party for Ghost Zari Dragon !!"

Everybody said ~ "WELCOME to Oakland, Ghost Zari Dragon !!"

Fat Old Man....

Ghost Boss says ~ "Who is this Fat, Old Man??"

                               "Oh my god, maybe he is a Monster Sumo!! Heeeeeeeelp Me, Mas!!"

Ghost Aunt says ~ "I don't like him. Yuck!!"

Super-Happy Birthday!!

Today will be a BIG Party in Oakland!!

Because.....many of my Crawfish Friends are 2 Years Old today!! Yaaaaay!!

Ghost Zarin Girl has promised to cook LOTS of Meat Balls....

Maybe Miss Deb.....

....will bring her Turkey Friends again!

And perhaps Miss Danielle....

....will bring Yoga Pants for everyone!! Yay!!

I am certain that Mas....

....will send LOTS of Special Birthday Points!!

And there will be LOTS of Presents!!

For Ghost Zarin....

....there will be a Brand New Baseball Glove!!

For Ghost Orange....

....there will be LOTS of White Chocolate!! I hope he will share!!

For Ghost Circus and Ghost Winter....

....there will be a Beautiful Comforter and Pillows....

....to keep them warm on cold Winter nights....and to help them hide from Ducks and Cats and Ghost Monster Boss!!

Ghost Red wants Ghost Zarin Girl....sigh....I can not give him Ghost Zarin Girl....so....I will give him a beautiful stuffed Crawfish Girl that he can hug!!

And for Ghost Gray....

....a new Steel Guitar!!

If you hit Mr. W with this, Ghost Gray; I think it will hurt a LOT!!

Sigh....Ghost Kotomi....

....wants a Nice USA Guy.  I will give her the movie Harvey with Jimmy Stewart.

He is the nicest USA Guy that I know.

Ghost Aunt will get some delicious Takoyaki....Mmmmmm!!

For Ghost Blue....

....a Koala Bear with beautiful Blue Eyes!!

You had better take good care of him, Ghost Blue!!

For Ghost Hana....

....a beautiful Hina Doll.  Enjoy, Ghost Hana.

Ghost Zari Kichi gets some warm Yankees Pajamas....

Good choice Ghost Zari Kichi....but....you will need to ask Ghost Winter and Ghost Circus to make you some extra legs!!

Ghost Zari Pot-chan will get a Pot, of course.

You can hide in this Pot when Ghost Aunt comes around, Ghost Zari Pot-chan.

Ghost Faster....

....asked for a nice Backpack, to help with her travels.

Enjoy, Ghost Faster.

And....finally....for Ghost Boss....

....a nice Tennis Racket....

Ha Ha!! I am just joking, Ghost Boss!!  I really got you a New Tennis Racket just like the one that Kei Nishikori uses....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE !!