Red Gray - chan.....

Red Gray - chan.....a Play in 1 Act

Scene 1.....Dolf's House

Ghost Zarin:   Quickly Dolf ! We must go to San Francisco and find Ghost Red Gray - chan.


Dolf:   Really, Ghost Zarin? But.....but.....I don't want to cross the shaky bridge.

Ghost Boss:   You don't worry Dolf.  We can walk across the Bay.....

          .....because we are Crawfish.  We like to walk underwater !

Dolf:   But Ghost Boss.....I am not a Crawfish ! If I try to walk underwater.....

          .....then I can not smoke my cigar.....

          .....and I will not be happy !

Ghost Zarinatsu:   I have an idea Dolf ! You can ride on a boat.....

Ghost Hana:   Yes !!  And you can dress like a Pirate.....

All Crawfish:   YAY !!

Dolf:   Hmmmmmm.....

Ghost Zari Kichi:   Maybe you will have to battle Sea Monsters !!

Dolf:   Hmmmmmmm.....

Ghost Circus:   But maybe you will find some Treasure !!

Dolf:   Hmmmmmm.....

All Crawfish:   Come on Dolf, you can do it !!

Dolf:   OK Crawfish Friends !  I like this plan !!  Let's do it !  Let's go get Ghost Red Gray - chan !!

All Crawfish:   Yaaaaaay !!

Ghost Winter:   You don't worry, Ghost Red Gray - chan ! We are on our way to get you.....

Dolf:   And we will bring you to your new home in Oakland.....

Dolf and All Crawfish:   Welcome to Oakland, Ghost Red Gray - chan !  YAY !!!

The End

Mission.....Zarinatsu

My Crawfish friends and I have been given a mission.....

.....we must cross the shaky Oakland Bridge.

We might travel by Limousine.....

.....and we might travel by Elephant.....

.....we might even ride upon the backs of Baby Hedgehogs.....ouch

We will do whatever it takes!

If North Korean girls try to stop us.....

.....then we will hit them with our mighty Baseball Bat.....

.....and we will kick them with our fabulous Nike Shoes.....

 .....and we will stab them with our incredible Taichi Sword.....

.....and we will shoot them with our cool USA Revolver.

NOTHING will stop us!!  We will go to the busy airport.....

.....we will find Ghost Zarinatsu.....

.....and we will bring her home to Oakland.

Welcome Ghost Zarinatsu !!