Friday, November 28, 2014

Welcome Ghost Zari Penny

Zari Penny was a Great Leader in the Jungle Park in Hiroshima. But, on Thanksgiving Day, he passed away, and now he is on his way to Oakland.

Ghost Koala....


....and Ghost Brave....


....are very happy that they will see him again.

But Zari Dragon....


....is very sad. She wishes that Ghost Zari Penny would stay in Hiroshima.


So....what will be Ghost Zari Penny's position here in Oakland??

Ghost Zarin.....


....is the Emperor of the USA....


And Ghost Boss....


....is the King of Oakland....

.

So....I think....Ghost Zari Penny....


....will be the Generalissimo of California.


Generalissimo Ghost Zari Penny will defend my Castle Christmas Tree!!


He will protect my Oden...


....and he will protect my Oreos....


....and he will protect my.....uh.....Magazines.


Generalissimo Ghost Zari Penny will protect us all from our fowl enemy.....


....the Evil Ducks!!

Welcome to Oakland, Generalissimo Ghost Zari Penny!!

Monday, November 10, 2014

Welcome Ghost Koala


Zari Koala was a very nice girl.....


.....she liked Carrots.....


.....and she liked Black Lingerie.....


Zari Koala was happy in Hiroshima.....but on October 8, 2014 she decided to become Ghost Koala and come to Oakland.....


And so.....me and all my friends must go to the San Francisco Airport to meet Ghost Koala.....but how will we get there??

Dolf said.....Hey! Twinbird! Will you take us to San Francisco in your Airplane?

Twinbird said.....Sorry Dolf.....but my Airplane crashed.....



.....and I will need 2 weeks to repair it!



Dolf said.....Sigh.....

Ghost Boss said.....We can ride in my New Black Car.....


Dolf said.....Sigh, your Car looks too fast and dangerous for me, Ghost Boss.....

Kikiki said.....Hey, Dolf! Maybe we can swing from tree to tree.....



Dolf said.....Good idea, Kikiki! But.....there are no trees between Oakland and San Francisco.....there is only water.....sigh

Ghost Hana said.....Water? If you will freeze the water.....then we can travel with my New Ice Skates!



Dolf said.....Ugh!!  They are Pink, Ghost Hana!!  I will NEVER wear Pink Ice Skates!!

Ghost Zari Kichi said.....We can travel on my New Red Bike.....



.....but you will have to work the pedals, Dolf!

Dolf said.....Sigh.....my legs are much too sore to work the pedals.....sigh

Finally, Ghost Zarin said.....Sigh.....do not worry, Dolf! I have already called for a Taxi.....



.....it will take us to San Francisco.....and it will bring us back home to Oakland!!

Dolf and Everybody said.....Hooray!!  Hooray for Ghost Zarin!!

And so.....now we can ALL say.....WELCOME to your New Home in Oakland, Ghost Koala!!



The End.



Sunday, October 26, 2014

Big Party in Little Oakland


October 27 will be a big day at the Oakland Castle.....


Ghost Kotomi will fly in from New York. She and Ghost Zari Kichi will bring Beef Steaks.....


Marshmallow Boy will bring Koinobori.....


Ghost Hana will bring Pink Panties.....


Ghost Orange and Ghost Blue and Ghost Gray will bring Shochu.....


Ghost Boss will bring Oreo Medals.....


.....but.....Ghost Boss says that only he gets a Medal  :-(

Ghost Ayame and Ghost Zarin Girl and Ghost Zari-cute will bring Tokyo Bananas.....


While Kikiki and Queen will bring real Bananas.....


Twin A and Twin B will bring Sssssssssssssake.....


Ghost Circus and Ghost Winter will bring a Cheese Cake.....


And Ghost Zarin and Ghost Zarinatsu will shoot off some Fireworks.....


Finally.....Everyone will sing.....



To be continued on October 27, 2015.....

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Welcome Spider & Brave; Arabian Adventures....


Zari Spider and Zari Brave were happy in their Hiroshima Jungle Park. They lived with their family....


....and they ate their Carrots....


....and they played together.


But....sigh....last week Ghost Zari Spider came to Oakland....


....and now, Ghost Zari Brave is also coming to Oakland.


But....this may be a good thing....because Ghost Fastest has been kidnapped!!  


I am hoping that Ghost Zari Spider and Ghost Zari Brave will help me rescue her!!

Ghost Zari Brave is bringing a Silver Suitcase....


....I hope that his Silver Suitcase will be full of Bananas!!


I can use the Bananas to bribe the Mysterious, Short, Hairy, Arabian Man who called me on the phone....


He says that he will lead me and my friends to Ghost Fastest if we give him many Bananas.

He tells us that Ghost Fastest was kidnapped by a gang of Arabs....


....who have taken her to Iraq....


....probably to Babylon.


In Babylon, they sold her to the Wicked Sheikh Ibn Roo Dolph....


....a man so Evil that he stole my name....sort of.

So....as soon as Ghost Zari Brave arrives in San Francisco....Twinbird will fly me and all my friends to Iraq in his Super-Sonic Aircraft, The Spirit of Adelaide....


Hurry Ghost Zari Brave!  Hurry!!

Will we save Ghost Zari Fastest from the Evil Sheikh?  To be continued....